Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML
Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
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Top comments
C94_ 0
He didn't lie
treschanna510 8
Maybe he will take you to Wendys when your relationship reaches "the next level". XD
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Comments (125)
br0ccoli 15
^^ Gotta be yourself, and no one else. If people don't like it, they should just LOOK AWAY. NoorFML, you are allowed your FML happiness. Got a problem? Quit sipping the hater-ade. Don't be mad that she is happy being her authentic self and that she's funny. Maybe if you took the time, you could be happy/funny too.
KVKdragon 26
Like I said before, you're an FML celebrity :)
boobookittyfek 0
haha what a douche!
skyeyez9 25
Reminds me of the old twilight zone episode where aliens made contact with humans "to serve man." Humans thought it meant to help mankind progress, in reality the aliens wanted to eat man. Poor humans misinterpreted the aliens.
Steele45colt 0
He's just getting to know you. Plus every one loves subway. Don't complain you got free food.
14vock 0
******
Trisha_aus 15
Haha saw your other comments Noor you are funny n even if the Fml sucks, your comments make up for it :)
somewhatfuckedup 6
You have to admit it, that's pretty funny. I laughed anyway.
nickenatorsal 1
YDI for assuming its Japanese just because they cook in front of you
ToNstAAr 8
Rather see a sub being made then having shrimp and other weird shit basically cooked to death infront of me any day.