Today, my 21 year-old daughter sent me the longest, violent, most hateful text I've ever seen in my life. Apparently she opposes me marrying her best friend of 12 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my daughter asked to use my phone to find hers. Instead, she sent multiple messages to my boyfriend, trying to break up with him. When asked why she did it, she said it’s because she wants me to get back with her father. This would be somewhat understandable if she wasn’t 32 years-old. FML
Today, I was forced to sit silently through my 20-year-old daughter's wedding to a man who is 8 years older than I am. FML
Today, my husband is threatening divorce because I loudly objected at his daughter's wedding and made a scene. His daughter is 19 and got married to a 40-year-old man. FML
Today, my daughter flew completely off the handle when she found out I have a girlfriend, and called me an unfaithful sinning bastard, who’s going to hell for cheating on her mother. Her mother's been dead for 20 years and this is the first time I’ve met a woman since then. FML
Today, my awful future daughter-in-law went off on me and said that I'm just jealous that she's marrying my son and I'm not. Furious, I told my husband, expecting him to side with me, but all he said was, "Well… are you?" FML
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML
Today, my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family and will no longer communicate with any of us. Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her, and she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'. FML
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Charlie Given 28
Ummm 🤔🧐 SO MUCH TO UNPACK !!! What did ya expect ya dumbass 🤦♂️🙄🤬 That's messed up on so many levels and you can't even see why. Stop thinking with your little brain and maybe you can salvage your relationship with your daughter otherwise you are sacrificing it for a piece of ass. and this FML should be for your daughter about how she's losing a parent and her best friend of 12 years 😡 you need some serious help on the psychological level 🤮
RichardPencil 32
So, doing the math, your daughter has been friends with this person since she was 9 years old. There are so many ways this can be ****** up. In any case, you don't deserve a violent text -- you deserve some good old-fashion IRL violence.
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Comments (12)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
While I agree the daughter is justified for having such a reaction, I hope she had the same reaction for her "friend" as she did for her parent. Assuming they're both consenting adults, they're both at fault.
reetuuw 3
this is a narcissist at work. do not interrupt.