Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
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Top comments
crazytwinsmom 25
They say good communication is key in a marriage.
dramaelf 37
Wow. It sounds like a sitcom.
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Comments (54)
joopjoop 19
wow you have such an honest relationship :/
an3ph 20
You didn't read that short story?
daboar 5
so now your wife has 2 engagement rings?
B0nb0N09 12
Your wife is clever!
Goblin182 27
Several questions come to my mind. #1 What's the point of having a ring so expensive that you lock it away where no one sees it and you can't enjoy it? #2 How do you get your wife's ring off her finger, loose it, find and buy a replacement and get it back on her finger without her noticing?
meecaf 7
Being honest isn't hard .. only true men do that Btw sometimes it is cheaper
nh97103 9
Hopefully you guys take this opportunity to reevaluate how you deal with things like this.. If you two remain unhonest towards each other, get ready for a divorce.
drpeppergirl 7
Why would you be the one to lose it? Why wasn't she wearing it / keeping it in her jewelry box?
PYROxSYCO3 7
You can stop now.
Bludmagnus 13
She is lying about more than that. If she can lie about that, and deceive you that long.....