Today, while riding the bus, I saw my ex-girlfriend get on. Despite several seats being open, she specifically sat next to me. I was at first happy, thinking she might want to make up. Nope, she instead blocked me in with her bag and spent the entire time showing me pictures of her new lover's dick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
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cfojo 19
You don't want to get back together with someone like that, OP. Find someone better.
False_Stupidity 42
Sounds like a real.... dick move.
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Comments (33)
desbuhbear 22
Sorry skinny dick
URBeingLied2 23
I'm fine. We should focus on O.P. and the whole ex-girlfriend issue, though.
childproofpizza 19
it's ya boi, skinny penis
joonsson 21
How on earth do you get blocked by her bag? Just get up and move. Or take her phone and give it back when you get off. Jeez.
BlueJuly 3
Petty....
shiny223 6
If u want to error on the side of kindness I would have stood up and loudly said could I slip past, so the other passengers know ur trying to leave. she doesn't really deserve ur curtesy though
realjojo 11
Hmmm... OP, do you wonder if she did this while you two were together?
sasquatchius 3
Dick move on her part, but you could have told her to bugger off, or gotten up and moved away. You don't have to sit there and take it.
Summaria 10
I'm pretty sure that counts as sexual harrassment.....imagine it the other way around if a guy would block his ex girlfriend so she couldn't get out and showed her pics of his new girlfriend naked....can you imagine the riots that would occur?
zzzx 3
Wait, so I can sit next to anyone, block their way out and show them pics of random penises and before they tell me to stop it's not sexual harassment? That sounds weird.
Max Gray 2
As usual, feminists try to manipulate certain events by giving all the benefit of the doubt and benefit of context to the female, but always assume the absolute worst about the male in any given situation. Shame on you
Max Gray 2
As usual, feminists try to manipulate certain events by giving all the benefit of the doubt and benefit of context to the female, but always assume the absolute worst about the male in any given situation. Shame on you
onceuponatime456 16
Wimp! There was nothing stopping you from getting up and moving. You could also have said ":hey this woman has kiddie **** on her phone!
Mortimer14 9
A little bit of **** shaming would have put an end to that. Or, like one of the other posters said, ask her if she is offering a 3-way. Make sure it's loud enough that half the bus can hear.
Mungolikecandy 19
If it happens again loudly tell the bus that you don't want to look at her pornography.