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jerrid This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Lock your doors

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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the door should have been locked in the first place

I would suggest you lock your doors from now on. Otherwise who knows what might happen to you in the middle of the night. You live were again? *holds up map*

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What a drunk piece of sh**!

ëäšÿ łöčk ür döör

greg1234567890_fml 2

wow u made my day!!

fireobsessed 0

dumbass

I would have given him a hug :D

How does someone "try" to attack you? Either he did or didn't.

okay. then an old homeless man DIDNT attack them.

because he thought they were a burglar.

YDI for not locking the door..

you diddnt lock the house while sleeping? ydi

YDI but hey look at the bright side of this... Mow you'll lock you door from now on , now won't you?

it's called locking the door so drunk nlggers don't stumble in and start fights.