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jerrid This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Lock your doors

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

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the door should have been locked in the first place

I would suggest you lock your doors from now on. Otherwise who knows what might happen to you in the middle of the night. You live were again? *holds up map*

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cheer4ever96 8

there's something called a dead bolt...try it.

ydi.. lock ur doors next time

Here's a crazy thought. Lock your doors.

Lock your door then?

BeautyOfGrac3 6

You dumb ass -.- pray next time it's not slender man

YDI for not locking your doors.

Thats why you always lock your door