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jerrid This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Lock your doors

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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the door should have been locked in the first place

I would suggest you lock your doors from now on. Otherwise who knows what might happen to you in the middle of the night. You live were again? *holds up map*

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I see what you did there.

ishankedyourcat 0

y does a drunk man have keys to ur house ?? fake FML .

Read the FML, you ******* hick.

lmao! this man is quite dumb.

RebeccaWvvv 0

Get the ummmm....*burp* **** outta my.. uhhhh house...ahhhhhh!*punches* hahahahaha, is that about how it went?

why the hell was ur door unlocked???!!!??

LMAO!

Your door was unlocked. YDI Even if it was the middle of the day AND you were home, you should still have it locked. There is no reason to keep it unlocked... Anyone that wants to get in will either have keys or will know you and you can let them in. Just lock your door! Instead of a drunk man thinking he was home, that could have been a thief that could have hurt you! Think about it

Lmao wow

wow number 35 iswag get a life and do what most black people do... break into peoples houses, rob 7/11s and shoot eachother with ur A-K47s