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jerrid This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Lock your doors

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

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the door should have been locked in the first place

I would suggest you lock your doors from now on. Otherwise who knows what might happen to you in the middle of the night. You live were again? *holds up map*

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106 in every hotel I've ever stayed in the doors lock automatically whenever they close

150 apparently a place where you need to lock your doors during the middle of the day whenever your home

sorry 35 but my door is staying unlocked during the day. anybody that's got anything different to say can walk through it and into the barrel oft 12 gauge

sorry my door is staying unlocked. Anybody that's got anything to say about it can walk through my door and into the barrel of my 12 gauge

Lesson learned: lock your doors. Even if you are home.

roflmfaoxD123 0

wowww dnt keep yur door unlocked retardd

qwertyuiop142 0

retardd? "luk" in the "mirrir" before you "critisise" someone.

and it was unlocked why? YDI... what if it had been a serial killer?

__FML_FML_FML__ 0

why isn't your door locked? YDi

who keeps there door locked when there home!? Really! I leave the door wide open wen I'm home ******* people piss me off lolz