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jerrid This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Lock your doors

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

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the door should have been locked in the first place

I would suggest you lock your doors from now on. Otherwise who knows what might happen to you in the middle of the night. You live were again? *holds up map*

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man something like that happened to me last year. a drunk guy walked in while I was sleeping, sat on my couch and turned on my tv. I screamed at him and he told me to stop sleeping in my bed lol

XanimalloverX 0

that's why you keep the door locked you dumbass

VampireKiller59 0

it's ur fault for leaving the door open

why wasn't the door locked? dumbass...

Keep the door locked for obvious reasons now! But still, that sucks. I would've kicked him the crotch!!!!

That SUCKS. Especially if you weren't the one to leave the door unlocked. I actually had a roommate in college who never locked the door, and she left after me so it was generally unlocked all day. We had a drunk kid end up passing out in my bed one night while we weren't there. He thought it was his friends apartment. She started locking the door after that.

What is your address? Thanks

And why don't you lock your door???

You probably live in a small community that feels safe. Just fyi, there have been at least 2 serial/spree killers who said that they picked their victims by going up to homes and trying the front door. One even said, "If it was locked, I'd move on down the street. It it was open, I'd kill everyone inside." Keep your doors locked, please.

I am a freak about locking doors and now i'm sure u are to!