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jerrid This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Lock your doors

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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the door should have been locked in the first place

I would suggest you lock your doors from now on. Otherwise who knows what might happen to you in the middle of the night. You live were again? *holds up map*

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Or **** :)

Yeah she's really sweet how can you say that?! You see what I did there? Her name is.... Yeah I'm lame.

SO ajjass, I guess you were right all along. Should have never doubted you ;)

that's why you lock your door. ydi

No, you can't touch this.

ydi

We very rarely lock our doors, there just isn't any need for the most part. We had a problem one time, once it was dealt with we haven't had another.

Well, he tried to attack you, which means he didn't actually attack you. So, hooray for you? Why'd you leave your door unlocked?

This would be why you lock the door.