Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Obligatory joke about Alabama
Today, my son has to go live with my brother, because he got his half-sister pregnant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Host grandfather
Tampa, United States
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
you guys suck!
Casanova
Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML
Anonymous
Alingsås, Sweden
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Anonymous
Family coincidence
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
ishyboo
Baraboo, United States
Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Blended family indeed
Today, due to my parents divorcing 30 years ago, marrying other people, and giving me a handful of half siblings, I found myself in the uniquely unpleasant situation of walking in on my sister having sex with my brother. (Stop panicking, they’re not blood related to each other, work it out!) FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
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mike3775 39
Anyone else hear banjos while reading this?
AzraelAngelus 15
What in California is wrong with him
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mike3775 39
Anyone else hear banjos while reading this?
Bogrbon 27
I hear rape whistles. If the son is moving out, chances are he’s older than the half-sibling and is being forced to move because he’s a sex abuser and can’t have any contact with his victims.
AzraelAngelus 15
What in California is wrong with him
Radulf 10
Why did he get her pregnant? Wasn't she involved too?
Tabby Rosas 8
you say your son....had to live with your brother...am I reading this wrong or are you the half sister??
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Her son is going to live with his uncle.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Is your brother in prison? Because that's where your son should be.