Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece and let her watch cartoons on YouTube while I cooked dinner. She screamed as I was cutting up carrots and I cut myself. She had turned on an episode of Happy Tree Friends and was now crying and wouldn't stop. My brother thumped me for not watching her. I now have a cut hand and black eye. FML
Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year-old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
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IAMLALA 0
that's your parents fault for failing to teach their kid how to behave.
MattCole 0
You should throw toys right back at him until he either learns not to **** with you or he goes unconscious.
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Comments (85)
Cher_GaGa 0
be like Madea and beat the hell out of him and threaten him if he tells parents!!! *not permitting child abuse!!!!!!!!! just simply giving discipline advice!! :) it works! trust me I'm Drum Major of my ghetto band!! :)
dsegui4 0
they're the pArents so they're the ones who can't control him
CoriCannibal 0
yeah I always get that, but I have four younger siblings all under 8
judetheobvious 0
pwned by both your dysfunctional little brother AND your equally hapless parents lol. YTDI
paultheman 0
that's messed! I fell sorry 4 u
SeedlessMe 13
you fell!!?? are you ok?? :D
eatmexcupcakes 0
I must be rly weak becuase when babys hit me it hurts!! DX and when they wont give somethin bac to me and I try to take it back it's like tey hve a strong grip T_T bleh!!! I need to lift some weights hahaha
Domonator 16
Are you into discipline, PsychMerk??
PsychoMerk 0
Yes. yes I am ;)
Domonator 16
PsychoMerk, behind your pretty face, who knows what you really want to deliver...or receive...
PsychoMerk 0
oh, I deliver in an EPIC manner >_>
PsychoMerk 0
you heard em! take a belt to the child and discipline him -_-
mikeyboi19 5
punch him in the face
baby_val 0
**** urself
penpendesrapen 0
i hate it when my parents did that to me too. fyl indeed.
Se7enfreaxxx 0
kick lil bros ass OP then wen parents yell at you pull down ur pants and flash them ur ass. then proceed to walk away.
FockinA 0
it would be my last time i do them a favor.