BIGCHEIFAAA
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Union City, United States
Little shit
Today, my seven-year-old nephew challenged me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me, and then asked my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML
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iarefatal 9
Just pick the little bastard up and carry him away. He won't be so tough then.
boofgall 16
What a charming person he'll grow up to be. Great parenting!
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Comments (66)
ThreeH3rm 5
Just kick him in the head.
klovemachine 24
Fail 66 :-P
camcam1700 3
Time to hit the gym
brandonkb93 5
Hey I'll send you a list of the local gym give me your email
icemand90 17
your man card. hand it over... to the kid...
BeepBeepSwerve 9
why do you wanna take ops man card? because you lost yours?
cieloalicia 16
Why is a 7 year old saying " pussy?"
hersheykisses511 18
It doesn't mean anything bad. It's an abbreviation of the Latin word pussimilius meaning timid and cowardly
Zebediabolical 45
Statistical data indicates one of the following statements is true. They are not mutually exclusive. -The nephew is a little beast. -OP is indeed a pussy. According to the livestrong website, which I consider to be more accurate than all the 'in my experiences' I'm hearing here, a 7 yo should be able to do 8 pushups, a male adult 18-29 should be able to do 30. So, if a male adult is being out pushup'd by a seven year old boy, he is very likely a pussy.
SnowboarderFX 14
Can't believe how many people are using the kids weight as an excuse. Bodyweight exercises compare relative strength.
Ambiguous404 6
Well you can always make it look like you lost by purpose to make the kid feel better!
SoultheWolf 19
Children are usually more athletic then teens and adults, they have less body weight to their size so they tend to be able to do push ups, climbing, running, ect. easier. Unless they are extremely lazy...