Today, I moved into a new house. The landlord insists it's OK for her to come up whenever she wants because she owns the house. We aren't allowed to lock the doors and she has two 8-year-olds. They come into the bathroom every time they hear the shower running. We have a clear shower curtain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML
Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML
Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
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twilight_lupus 13
No. No it's not okay. If I'm not mistaken that's illegal for her to do.
luckyd880 12
Put a chair in front of the door. That will keep them out. It's not a lock...
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Emerald_86 0
That is complete bull! You pay rent that is your space . Don't let her pull wool over your eyes. My parents are my landlords,i have the third floor my sister has the second , they have the first floor. They always call and tell me when they need to come in which is very rare . They treat us like a landlord and tenants should be ,family or not. You should be reporting her asap. Or you move . And don't take her crap.!
pengin 13
WTF? you seriously think it's "okay" for them to do that??? Seriously..... this is so beyond illegal, there is so much you could do about this-- first of all, moving the **** out. DUH
IsBitchBetter 1
That's illegal as hell! She should have to provide you with 24 hours notice before entering the property. As for not being allowed to lock the doors, that's just the bullshit cherry on the crazy sundae!! You are entitled to privacy and it's a matter of safety. Check your lease and talk to an attorney. Break that lease and get the hell out of there. She sounds crazy.
stewpididiot 11
Ops landlord is Nucking Futs !!
darkmis1 18
Why didn't you go over this before you signed the lease?
Carkin 8
You don't say
LDloodle 2
That is illegal. Lock your doors and if she has a problem with it google your states tenant rights and give them to her. You get 24 hrs notice before the landlord can enter.
darkmis1 18
I'm not sure what state you're in, but in PA it's illegal for a landlord to enter the premises without 24 hours notice. Move out ASAP!
megamandude455 10
Move again then. Say it's not working and look for a place with better privacy
5280420 13
Uh... That's totally against the law, no matter where you live. Lock the doors, call the cops on her if she just unlocks them.