Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, during the garter toss at a wedding, all the eligible men yelped and scrambled, evading it like a falling meteor. They apparently wanted to stay single, rather than put it on and dance with the one who caught the bouquet, which was me. FML
Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML
Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
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Top comments
0h_Boy 26
Did you at least catch it?
flopstar 21
Hey nothing wrong with being single, embrace it you learn a lot about yourself!
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Comments (52)
thenewgirl29 20
I'm 31 and single. I feel your pain
Sportey 9
*runs over 10 year old* your too young anyways
Zebediabolical 45
I hope you used that size and experience to your advantage.
hovve 9
cheer up OP, you might think it sucks but I could bet some of the other ladies wished they were in your shoes that moment :>
Rented_eyebrows 18
There is no need to be "childish" about it....
worldclassrager 41
Well according to tradition you will be next if you got it...happy hunting if you got it (:
False_Stupidity 42
Don't fret OP I was still single at 31. 4 years later I found my soulmate and am happily married. Sometimes love is a little late to the party, but it's worth waiting for.
creepyclowntown 10
better single at 31 than married and miserable.Don't rush, you are worth the wait
amileah13 26
Don't worry about it too much OP, I probably would have been worried if all of those young girls hadn't participated because they had boyfriends.
pheonixxe 15
Did you push them out of the way to catch it?