Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, during the garter toss at a wedding, all the eligible men yelped and scrambled, evading it like a falling meteor. They apparently wanted to stay single, rather than put it on and dance with the one who caught the bouquet, which was me. FML
Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML
Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
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Top comments
0h_Boy 26
Did you at least catch it?
flopstar 21
Hey nothing wrong with being single, embrace it you learn a lot about yourself!
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Comments (52)
Megatron_Griffin 25
Keep your head up hun. Love works in mysterious ways..
Skylarconner 14
hey, there's someone for everyone, you'll find someone soon
lol_mar11 8
I know someone out there is waiting for you OP stay positive and I hope love finds your way very soon!
pl0xs3rver 45
It's okay OP. I knew a lady who didn't get married until her 40s. You'll find the right person!
Pyneapple 19
Put your hands up oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. Don't worry. You'll find someone who'll put a ring on it soon.
foomzy 13
You should have had a height advantage
zaidthunder1 27
Ooh. A career woman.
shepp626 11
Better to be single than in a terrible marriage, you're ahead of a lot of people OP.
hberri331 18
Omg your single at 31! That's not bad it just seems bad because ppl are made to feel like they're supposed to be married by then. Which is stupid. The divorce rate is so high ppl need to take their time with that. If you really want to married or in a relationship than most likely you will be one day. Cheer up your not old. Plenty of ppl get married in their 30s
WOTAN1488 24
I hope you caught it.