Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when she revealed her underwear: boxer shorts. She said she wears them because they’re the only underwear that doesn’t ride up her ass crack. Completely killed the mood. FML
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Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, my date decided not to have sex with me after she saw I wear Y-fronts, Tighty Whities to some of you, instead of boxers, so she couldn’t take me seriously as a grown man wearing underwear normally worn by children under 10 years-old. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted to try something that would turn me on immediately. While I was in our bed, she came in, wearing only the underwear she took from our 13 year-old daughter's closet. Now she doesn't understand why I'm genuinely disgusted and don't want to have sex with her. FML
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TeaTimeAbyss 22
You sound too immature to have sex
VintageReddress 13
You don’t deserve to be having sex if you have a problem with her wearing boxers. First of all, they are incredibly comfortable, and second of all, her underwear absolutely does not need to turn you on. Please grow up.
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Comments (17)
Justkidding100 41
you realize you take them off to have sex right?
wrenavery90 12
Seriously? How could that possibly matter?
CowgirlWithHeart 16
Why dont you get yourself a pair of ladies panties and wear them for a while and see how uncomfortable it is to have them riding up your butt. Somewhere out there is a guy who would remove those boxers with his teeth, and be happy to do so and if you're going to diss her for those boxers she can just go find him.
DanielleinDC 34
You're upset because she wears comfortable underwear? How hard is it to take them off her and toss them to the side? YDI. Hopefully she can find someone more mature who doesn't care what underwear she wears.
Grumpy Jack 27
Whaaaat ??? How can you be so dumb ??? Boxer shorts are both comfy and sexy. Take them off or someone else will do next time !