Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I checked my husband's phone, as mine was dead. When I opened it, I saw a text conversation with his friend. He recently said, "Man you just gotta ignore your wife more. I stopped paying so much attention to mine and next thing I knew she was all over me, it's awesome." FML
Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year old sister who was sending him nude pictures. FML
Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML
Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML
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DontTouchMe1548 0
KICK HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
ChristyCarnegie 0
Wow! Text her back and say, "Are you planning to breathe tonight *****" Omg I hope your husband gets major karma and his 'Boss' too.
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Comments (295)
ladyluck82 9
I know this doesn't change the fact that cheating is wrong but OP never said if it was a man or woman? I'm guessing woman bc otherwise OP wouldn't have said "married with kids". That sucks and is sick on so many levels. I mean, I know how it feels to be cheated on, as my husband cheated on me whilst we were married...but at least I didn't see PICTURES...mentally, I think that would've f'd me up...OP, RUN! Before it's too late. :-(
zinsi 0
u dumb?the op is a women...lear to read!! "after my HUSBANDS..." even i got it and english is not even my first language
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"It" referred to the boss, not the OP. I'll ignore the other mistakes because of the ESL thing.
JenniNikki 0
this is why men can't be trusted
en1gma_l337 0
dont be such a man-hater. =
ulovemelongtime 0
wow what douchebag..time to divorce his ass!
Independantlove 0
uuuhhhmmm..... 3 things here: 1. ouch OP that really bites 2. I say you like stay up until he gets home n be like "where u been hunny?" then he'd be all lying and u could be like "that's not what your phone said earlier" *bitch slap to the face with an accompanying crotch kick* 3. I smell divorce papers in your future and that's a good thing. I'd NEVER put up with that. ever. god bless OP. I'll be praying for you and your very dumb husband.
Aero1995 0
What a douchebag
GothGirl3030 6
I'm so sorry
Braden1_fml 0
Ydi for being fat and not putting out enough
Anonymous9900 0
OMG! I would rather die than date you. You should go to hell as well as her husband because you're just as bad if not worse, asshole.
trisha101 0
I hear a threesome in the making ;)
samicna 4
this isn't a fyl. this is a fhl! report his boss for sexual harassment
AbbyLOVE 0
Omg **** ur husband.....divorce!!!