Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Lawndale, United States
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Today, I found out why my teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently, my son convinced her that toothpaste has tons of calories. FML
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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
But you don't even swallow toothpaste, so why would it be a problem even if it did have calories?
Bullpine 11
Wow. That's excessive. If you can't change her mind, tell her to use baking soda. Although, you really should talk to her because being that obsessive seems unhealthy.
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Steffi 26
Ask her if she'd rather have no teeth, or gain a little weight.
BossPathfinderGM 14
Or, you know, check the container itself.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
People with bad hygiene are the worst! :(
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I hope she doesn't swallow toothpaste in the first place. I hear it's bad for you. And being pudgy versus rotting teeth... Take your choice.
Spectre529 12
I think it's clear that having teeth is more important than calories. You can lose those. But wow... You don't even swallow toothpaste
A7XCamaro 19
In all fairness, you can lose teeth as well.
rebel_belle1974 5
Sibling rivalry: Son 1 Daughter 0
pabst4america 1
Ive got two siblings so I can respect this
Grimmerie 31
Cool story, 62.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Pretty soon its going to reach the point where shes not brushing at all.
onorexveritas 24
wow.
doodlecloud 27
Even if that were true or made sense, your daughter still has her priorities screwed. I'm pretty sure I'd rather be a little on the 'curvy' side and have nice teeth and breath than be skinny, smell like an alley and have gum disease.
gracehi 33
*Pauses in teeth brushing* THOOTH PATHE HATH CALORIETH??? *Spits out tooth paste urgently, then gargles and rinses madly*