Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Lawndale, United States
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Today, I found out why my teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently, my son convinced her that toothpaste has tons of calories. FML
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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
But you don't even swallow toothpaste, so why would it be a problem even if it did have calories?
Bullpine 11
Wow. That's excessive. If you can't change her mind, tell her to use baking soda. Although, you really should talk to her because being that obsessive seems unhealthy.
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MiniHalo 4
This sounds like something that you find in girls with eating disorders..
mookiemookie01 24
She needs some re-education fast!
Anthonyman 0
I can't believe someone would actually think that. Friggin teenage girls all obsessed about their weight. But seriously! You don't even swallow it! How dumb can you be?
beehardxcore 26
So, I'm guessing your daughter isn't exactly your pride and joy?
notapotato 12
Blonde..
Pauline96_fml 20
You do know that you don't actually need toothpaste to brush your teeth. It is just something extra
fantasyworld 39
You don't even swallow toothpaste.
writerchic85 26
Tell her having nasty teeth is far less attractive then being a few pounds overweight.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Ladies and gentlemen, our future. We're screwed.