Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Lawndale, United States
Keeping score
Today, I found out why my teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently, my son convinced her that toothpaste has tons of calories. FML
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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2
But you don't even swallow toothpaste, so why would it be a problem even if it did have calories?
Bullpine 11
Wow. That's excessive. If you can't change her mind, tell her to use baking soda. Although, you really should talk to her because being that obsessive seems unhealthy.
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gc327072 31
Here comes kitty boo boo. (look at 6's name if confused)
Soloman212 28
44, they're not disputing whether or not she did it, they're just saying she should have.
LadyGore 12
It's unfortunate when your off spring act as if they have a mental handicap.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Explain to her that boys don't like girls with nasty teeth and stank mouth.
TheJester12 15
Really hoping no one spreads that same INCREDIBLY FALSE * rumor about semen as well .
Futacy 30
100th comment
NigerianMedicine 11
Kudos to your son.
Dixbfloppin 11
Anorexia is a bitch.
cbiscuit1 2
Wow....that's genius...
Shadow_Phantom 26
Well... at least she's not absorbing poisonous fluoride anymore...