Today, I walked around for hours with a Post-it on my back reading, "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We kept the lights on for a change and he asked me, "Babe, what's that on your tummy?" They're my stretch marks. Sex and body confidence ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
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Top comments
mojojojo91 6
Did it feel so good?
FUUUandyourmom 16
What an amazing boyfriend you've got there!
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Comments (235)
camlz 0
me 2
cloudia32 6
Was it the best 30seconds of your life?
ImNoUnicorn 3
...and it felt so good! (felt so good)
yepyepyepyep 0
pussy
sourgirl101 29
And no one told you because they knew it was true. (: oh and damn funny!
Nhanzter 5
it's not so bad. you were only in the kitchen right??
perdix 31
Am I the only one who wants to know if it was true?
chiddy_bang71 0
perdix. I expect funnier things out of u. u failed me.
eminemchick 19
wowww 55 thats just hilariouss
ImperialPoobah 0
Is your boyfriend Akon?
socerchic 0
Well at lease he didn't put a note that said I SUCK IN BED.