Today, I walked around for hours with a Post-it on my back reading, "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We kept the lights on for a change and he asked me, "Babe, what's that on your tummy?" They're my stretch marks. Sex and body confidence ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
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Top comments
mojojojo91 6
Did it feel so good?
FUUUandyourmom 16
What an amazing boyfriend you've got there!
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Comments (235)
CaramelRainbows 2
next time you should put a HUGE post it on his back that says "HELP ME IM A VIRGIN".
tjsomethin 9
Maybe they thought you were referring to the song?
chriskeroack1 5
seems like ur bf is a general
hateevryone 15
your boyfriend is dumb as hell
iAmScrubs 19
And how dumb is hell exactly?
taytoc 10
be should get one that says "and it felt so good"
DKParth13 5
At first by just reading "I JUST HAD SEX" I thought she was talking about the song!!
hahahahhaa 0
me too
HiccupAstrid 1
Lol I was listening to the song as I read this!
KennKenn 0
Boyfriend of the Year.
tettles 0
a woman let me put my penis inside her
lendalynn 5
hhahaha ur boyfriend is awesome
woahheylex 0
did you go to church after that?