Today, I walked around for hours with a Post-it on my back reading, "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We kept the lights on for a change and he asked me, "Babe, what's that on your tummy?" They're my stretch marks. Sex and body confidence ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
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Top comments
mojojojo91 6
Did it feel so good?
FUUUandyourmom 16
What an amazing boyfriend you've got there!
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Comments (235)
iMandyx3 5
Bahaha! bastard..
spp87 0
Owned
Newboyz00185 0
Speaking of the legendary Sparrow :3
brunettebaby98 0
wow that sux major balls! u would know considering u " JUST HAD SEX!!!" hahahhahahhahahahah
haileyylyynn 0
and it felt so good he stuck nvm... lol
CrazyEminemFan 2
will u ever go back to the not having sex ways of the pppaaaaassssttttt???
greenhair741 0
best song ever besides pistol pistol
Igor_g5 0
Did you have sex?
galacticusmaximu 0
that's a ******* win. who doesn't love the lonely island
galacticusmaximu 0
did you let him wear his turtleneck sweater and his gold chain?