Today, I overheard someone at the mall telling his friend, "So I'm going in for a brain scan." Trying to be funny, I piped up, "Better hope they find something!" Turns out that had been the end of his sentence, and the scan is to see if his cancer has spread. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML
Today, I was hanging with my mates when we found an old pregnancy test. Since I’m a guy, we thought it’d be hilarious if I took it. It came out positive, so we were roaring with laughter. That is, until someone looked up why. Turns out, I might have cancer. FML
Today, I had a CT scan done after hitting my head, for fear of a concussion. Good news: no concussion. Bad news: the tumor they "accidentally" found. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked, "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML
Today, my boss walked in and said something I didn't quite hear, but my co-worker chuckled so to be polite, I laughed with him. They gave me some weird looks. My boss was actually talking about his wife's tumor and my co-worker was coughing. FML
Today, my parents brought me to the doctor because I was "faking" a headache. One thing led to another, and it turns out I have a tumor pressing against my spine. FML
Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML
Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML
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Crysteria 8
YDI. Total jerk move to say that to someone you don't know.
cjwayy 22
YDI. That's a pretty insensitive thing to say, considering you didn't know them and you didn't know the situation.
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Comments (159)
apcsox 18
What an insensitive prick you are. Douchebag.
Zeus1070 17
You're an asshole. You might wanna get your own brain scanned. Next.
Mattster5401 1
Well , if you would mind your damn business it wouldn't of happened
midnighteyes14 11
good job (she said sarcastically)
davincidasecond 24
Next time you want to try to be funny, just remember this incident and think about what you say before you say it or just keep your comments to yourself ...especially if a complete stranger is involved.
emeraldmaz 9
Why would you say something like that? Needing to go for a scan of any kind is generally because it's suspected that something is wrong. You pretty much never want to "find something" in a brain scan. I can't really see this 'joke' working well for anyone.
Alinafshah2204 14
Jerk.
ghostsoul21 12
How would that be funny ever? He's talking about getting a brain scan for god's sake. YDI. Completely.
Irakli_1 27
Damn I hate people making snorty comments about total strangers
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Insert paw in mouth.