Today, the girl I'm in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe for 2 weeks, she's even paying for the flights and accommodation. It's because I'm such a special friend to her, and she wants me to come up to meet her fiancé before she gets married. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America five months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for five months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother." FML
Today, I invited my crush to the city I moved to for work. Paid for her ticket. She was supposed to be here for a week. Long story short, she spent the week banging my roommate at the Hilton. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML
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Top comments
hk_fml 9
ouch. Shoulda made a move on her sooner D:
randomdude1234 0
:( I'm sorry man I know what it's like to be close friends with someone your totally in love with.
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Comments (265)
mrirish1995 5
Let us all take a moment of silence for another act of friendzoning.
Likian5 26
It may be the fact that you're a girl too? And maybe she doesn't roll that way...?
charvisioku 22
People have no respect for marriage these days... I've lost count of how many people seem to think OP telling her before she gets married will make any difference. If she's engaged, that more than likely means she's completely in love with the girl/guy she's with now. Tough shit, should have spoke sooner (assuming she even had any feelings for you in that way). And "friend zone"? That's just an excuse for people who either don't have the balls to say something, or get turned down because they're just not into you.
still_guns 16
A moment of silence for our man in the friendzone
aybaybay94 6
Isn't that a movie staring Patrick Dempsey...?
cannonman1863 17
Sucks a bit, but it was a free trip to Europe. I'd gladly go along with a deal like that.
BardhTheUnicorn 7
Anyone notice OP is female?
Wildghost123 13
friendzoned to the max
lkfoster1 7
Welcome to a whole new level of the freindzone.
iggyirvin 7
Annnnnnnd- ULTIMATE FRIENDZONE