Today, my mom bought me a t-shirt from the store. It has the U.S. Marines logo on it and says "Marine's Girlfriend." I'm a straight 16 year-old boy and my mom only reads and speaks Spanish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
Today, I needed a change of clothes, so I called my mom. She brought me a grey shirt with a toucan on the front and 'Mexico City' spelled in glitter. I asked her why she would bring me such an ugly shirt, and she started crying. Turns out she'd bought it for me as a present from her trip. FML
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML
Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
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Top comments
urie 0
just teach her that thats not what it says, duh. i mean yeah english is hard to learn but still, welcome to america i guess.
Betty7 0
Awww that's kind of cute... she didn't know! I hope you were nice about it. Its the thought that counts.
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Comments (104)
ggbartoli99 0
Aww she was only trying to be nice
xiaoxaio 5
or kick her the f**k out of the country. GO AMERICA!
gohogs518 4
Tell your mother if she wants to live in America, learn English!!!
gohogs518 4
I'm sick and tired of pressing 1 for English... This is America. If we keep catering to people coming over here illegally this country will be even more screwed up than it already is. Obviously if your mother doesn't know any English she is here on a visa or is illegal.
kpopfanatic93 6
Just because they can't speak English, doesn't mean they're illegal immigrants. I have a friend from Thailand whose been in America since she was 11 (she's 18 now) and her parents still don't speak English. At all. And they came here legally.
xphoebex 5
Who gives a shit! You're part Spanish, you can get away with anything if you're hot! :3
floopyflooper 2
Obviously plenty of other people thought it was fml material or else it wouldn't have been chosen to be featured.
kayjade 0
Go back to ******* Mexico then.
the_lololagist 11
that sucks for you but your mom is so cute XD
EdenLis 14
Lol, that's so adorable.
metallicaUSMC 3
Bro, become a marine and give it to your girlfriend. Problem solved.