Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML
Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ohnoesnotagain 0
Sounds to me like she's flirting ;P
MermaidSongXOXO 6
YDI for showing off :] But, it sounds like she was flirting. *Insert witty comment here*
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (137)
Sekococo 0
Op your sex drive is disappointing and i think the female runner notice that. You fail the test with a big YDI. :D
Notastalker 0
win.
Jman0509 0
so what you can't beat everyone. besides she was probably flirting with u
dannyboy66 7
u sound sexxist OP
FMLfan23 0
hahaaaahaaaahahah this Is just one of those things that makes a womens day!! ;)
jayemdoubleyou 1
Okay, did you hit on her afterwards?
astro2 0
WHOEVER thinks this is an epic fail is an idiot !!!! read between the lines if she raced passed you AND acknowledged "nice try though" then she was obviously flirting with you. Or at least she noticed you. Losing helped too, no human irregardless if its a dude or a chick would want a showoff to win. What were you hoping? win then stand and grin as to say "yep, i kicked your ass" seriously, even as a guy i would find you a total smartass. spark a convo and ask the hottie out now before the blood rushes back into her brain
Rial13_fml 0
Well, at least you got a good ice breaker. Some people might've been able to turn that into an opening
cameraguy 0
That is so you Bryan lol. i know it.
aricTB 0
thinking the sane thing. is it u Brian?
KASHMIR_fml 0
I run a 4.5 I bet I'd show that ho a thang or two