Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML
Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
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ohnoesnotagain 0
Sounds to me like she's flirting ;P
MermaidSongXOXO 6
YDI for showing off :] But, it sounds like she was flirting. *Insert witty comment here*
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Comments (137)
onnielief 4
Do not run races unless you are certain you will win. Especially when trying to impress a girl. . .
sportsnut 0
500 says i could have gotten a date out of that
hsshae 0
I take that bet
bigz1 0
if u dont win a race you wasted your time go cubbies
bunniebabe 0
u must have felt so embarassed
spez86 0
haha why feel embaressed just run an catch up to the next hot chick and learn from recent experiences and do this only if you fail to get a number or a date not a fml at all just someone who needs attention like running past hot chicks stupid maybe this guy shouldn't mate and have offspring anyway ;-p
glasgowsmile 0
ha ! lol , that is what you call an epic fail xD hey but it was a nice try though
glasgowsmile 0
ha ! lol , that is what you call an epic fail xD hey but it was a nice try though
cakezorz 0
atleast you followed up with the "I know something I can outrun you in"... right?
maximum101 1
atop being sexist, just because she s a woman doesn't mean she can't run. and what ever happened to just being yourself?
Erindub 0
I think this could be considered flirting so really its no FML.
RyanZhang22 1
you are a MANWHORE. not literally though. yet.