Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Paul, United States
Jesus is my social media manager
Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML
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sarahlove281 4
You've got to be ******* kidding me. This is where she has her priorities? You seriously need to talk with her.
GigglePony 13
For shaaaaame
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GigglePony 13
For shaaaaame
slick5880 22
If those things didn't exist, no one could get 100,000 likes in a day unless they talked about cancer.
jezane 9
Or boobs... 100,000 likes may be given for boobs every day. No one can argue that.
slick5880 22
Boobs are in the same category as bacon. If you don't like those, you might not be human.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Sometimes I grab my boobs because, well…I can! Who doesn't like boobs?! Even women like boobs. Although I'm not entirely sure why. I've asked a few guys why they like boobs so much, and the best reply I have ever gotten was, "Because they're there! If you had a hand growing out of your forehead, we'd want to shake it!"
annie_nk 23
29 - They're the perfect toy! So jiggly and they can't break! I play with mine too sometimes :P
Cowboy1986 4
If I could thumb his up 1000000 times I would
JerryH 9
I would shake it too
broseph_joseph 5
29 and 33- That's when I wish I was a girl.
Sigilwen 24
Tell her to post kittens and puppys.
aaeeeooowwww 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Is it similar to you posting here to get a lot of 'I agree, your life sucks'?
starbucksguy 16
Not so much
jezane 9
2- Is that a legitimate question or did you stop thinking and just want to have a comment up top?
T9FTW 20
Nope.
sarahlove281 4
You've got to be ******* kidding me. This is where she has her priorities? You seriously need to talk with her.
gc327072 31
A likewhore in the making. LYK DIS IF U CRIE LYK EVERYTIEM!
WritingWrongs 8
Yes, what an attention *****... Kind of like those people who make up fml's just to get posted.
CanCann 16
Seriously? You guys have the nerve to talk about priorities and knowledge when you don't have enough of either to reply without all of the cursing and negativity? I hope you plan on attending the same classes you recommended for OP's daughter.
WeAreRisen 6
64 - By "all the cursing", I assume you mean each post's one usage of the word "*****". That's hardly enough to warrant that phrase, especially when used as "attention *****"...
Crlnprz 11
Cussing doesn't exactly show how much knowledge you have. It can depending on how you use the words.
Meme1988 18
She can post about the kids in africa(and donate) and get lots of likes, better right?
Nekogami 14
I love your picture. So pretty! On topic : I agree. Sappy humanitarian statuses are better. :-)
Yousuck24 21
It's funny how people think Facebook likes are important. All these "1 like = 1 punch", etc posts are annoying. I wish they would stop.
annie_nk 23
Likes for positive, uplifting posts shared to just your friends have merit. But yeah. The "1 like =" is just as annoying as "share if you agree!!".
jezane 9
Do you think those "for every like I'll give $5 to charity" statuses are legit? Would the user live up to his word?
KMtheDrummer 6
The worst is "1 like=1 respect." What the hell is a respect? Can I buy them wholesale?
Sliver1991 26
Yes.
HooHooHa 6
Why does not surprise me?
WhyAmUHere 19
Why does not have proper grammar?
flockz 20
what is this Facebook you speak of?
Posthuman 26
It's a mind controlling slave driver led by Internet demon Mark Zuckerburg
KiddNYC1O 22
9- The Facebook I knew was the one where you needed a college email to register. Now they have this thing where everybody and their grandma gets on, literally. Oh and don't worry, within a year or so that same comment will be thumbed up.
PhishloverA 14
#9 it's god book
khaayotic 16
It's like the 'annoying Facebook girl' meme, but worse. "LIKE THIS IF U LUV GOD AS MUCH AS I DO. LOL!!!"
annie_nk 23
omg yes!! "SHARE IF U LUV GOD!! IGNORE IF U LUV SATIN!!!" (I spelled Satan wrong on purpose.)
cr3ativity 15
I hate satin! I want argyle please!
mfischer 17
34 - Your profile picture makes me want to rescind my vote this year.
Yourheadache 19
"like to show respect" I ******* hate that.
TurtleSmile 14
Tim Tebow would not be proud.
gc327072 31
He would do a combination of Tebow-ing and facepalming.
BunchieRules 31
Either your daughter wants to meet new Christian friends, she thinks a large number of Facebook likes will increase her chances of getting into her newly-discovered heaven, or she's really desperate for attention. I'm going with the latter.