Jam it in my ears

I'll get my trumpet, my brother knows the sax! lets get vocals in on this and get a band going!

Is mayonnaise an instrument? I'll bring some.

Would that note on the recorder perhaps be the brown note

Hey just be glad they're actually making music. Why not get another instrument & join in!

Try a bottle of Pinot Grigio, and invest in a good pair of noise-canceling headphones. :) Kudos on the talented kids. My son plays his guitar, while connected to his amp, pretty loudly at times. Sitting on the back deck with a glass of chilled Pinot Grigio is a good way to relax.

At least your children are interested in something truly life changing. Music is beautiful and provides good stimulation to the brain, especially in children. I would be overjoyed to hear that my kids were doing something so good for them.

Why aren't you telling them to shut up? Take away the damn recorder!

Great platform to showcase my singing skills! I'm in guys!

And that is how my recorder found its way stuck behind the back of the fridge, courtesy of my brother.

Tell them that a loud noise kills a fairy, that should keep them quiet.

So your kids can't play instruments at random? You have to be medicated first? Parent of the year here!

How about some vodka?