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missmom83 This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Torrington, United States

Jam it in my ears

Today, my toddler found my daughter's recorder from third grade and figured out how to play the highest-pitched note. Of course, my daughter pulls out her trombone to have a jam session. And I'm out of Ibuprofen. FML

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I'll get my trumpet, my brother knows the sax! lets get vocals in on this and get a band going!

Is mayonnaise an instrument? I'll bring some.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Bose headphones work wonders.

Plan B - earplugs. Don't stop them playing though, you could have little Mozarts...

Jack Daniels to the rescue!

SuperMew 22

If you children are being obnoxious, you could tell them to stop. If I was making a tremendous amount of noise my mom would tell me to stop.

HilarityOfLife 8

You deserve it for having talented children who enjoy music?

The good thing is that they are trying out music. Everyone knows a beginner isn't all that good. At least they are having fun. I do however feel bad about the headache it gives you. Kids will be kids, though.

What 3rd grade kid plays trombone?

An awesome third grader

Her recorder was from third grade. She sounds older than that now.

I think you misread the FML. The recorder is from 3rd grade. Now the kid is obviously older and moved on to trombone.

RandomHavoc1 13

I did... It was awesome!

Grab a tambourine and join! Might as well make the best of a spectacularly loud situation.

I was thinking that or a pot and some wooden spoons. If you can't beat them, join them. :D

buttcramp 21

my thoughts exactly! At least they're getting along!

Well they could become the next jazz band with some practice... Invest in some ear plugs

Aww that's cute