Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom is in hysterics, all because I told her I don't want to get married or have kids, and I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm 16. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my mom once again told me that I'm too young and immature to get married, and that I don't know what love is. I'm 29, have a successful career, own my own home, and am financially stable. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
I hate when parents do that.
dweeds508 24
Don't worry about her. She doesn't know anything about your relationship
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Comments (164)
esca6angel 16
She sounds like a narcissistic type.
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
I dont think you know that word...
Coyotus 7
You had it coming for saying that but at the same time having divorced parents is rough. FYL and YDI.
slyde32 12
no she didn't, she raised a valid point, it doesn't need to be and shouldn't be answered with a punch/slap, of any force, let alone one as hard as this sounded
Sweet_Visions 13
Same thing happens to me all the time ._.
token_blackguy 18
She knows how relationships don't work. Listen to your mother.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Your mom is just jealous cause she never had what you a have... A stable relationship
joarasmi 24
Totes. Jelly. ^-^
Dawminator 16
Sounds like you and your mom have a bad "relationship"
FroggerForReal 11
Being blunt sometimes is needed. Even tho you got hit in the head it still needed to be said to her to knock her off her high horse and make her reconsider what she said and what she thinks of your relationships. Go prove your mom wrong OP
ahippienamedrae 10
Knocking you over the head is just a tad extreme
mxij 13
I can see why she's been divorced three times; maybe she should look into boxing though if she can hit so hard.