Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom is in hysterics, all because I told her I don't want to get married or have kids, and I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm 16. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my mom once again told me that I'm too young and immature to get married, and that I don't know what love is. I'm 29, have a successful career, own my own home, and am financially stable. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
I hate when parents do that.
dweeds508 24
Don't worry about her. She doesn't know anything about your relationship
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Comments (164)
Sarcasam137 5
Go you! She wallked right into that one!
miyaviichan 27
Well forget about her hateful, hypocrite self.
magnetic_aura 26
I'm sorry your mother hit you, OP! There's no way she should have done that. But, you can defend your relationship without bringing up the (certainly painful) failings of your mother's romantic history.
oliviaromero_ 14
My mom is the same way, been divorced three times, two times was the same man, and they're dating again. She tells me I'm never going to last in my relationship, I've been in one for the past year, her longest marriage was a year and a half.
Yoloz 0
She's the one who deserved it. It's so rude when people dismiss something that means a lot to you (which is your relationship). Just because you're a teenager, doesn't mean that it isn't real.
Yoloz 0
I really feel bad for you here, that's just wrong of her. Hitting you and for what she said.
DEATHLORD_fml 16
Beat the **** outta her. Let me remind you that there are always knives in the kitchen and the best place to stab someone is in the liver.
gnassar108 8
Umm, I think you might want to call Child Support about that, OP.