Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
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Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I was telling my co-workers about how I'd gotten tickets to a concert in a few days. My boss overheard. Later, he told me I now have to work on the night of the concert. However, he was kind enough to offer to buy the tickets off me for half of what I'd paid for them. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
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Top comments
aback 5
That's when you speak up and say, "No. I'm taking YOU. If you don't want to go, I'll take somebody else." Don't be a doormat.
FFML_314 12
Tell him you want to go.
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Comments (131)
lisahb 2
tell him its the both of you or you're selling them!
Sarkisa54 5
YDI! U bought it for HIS birthday present, and wanted to take his friend. So what? Their not ur tickets! Their his!
coolkitty154 11
*They're
DustyLyn1 9
Tell him "Actually.. I got them for You & I to go. Together. As a couple."
KevinFlynn 13
what an ass
BeautyBaby099 18
You should have said "I bought US some tickets so WE can go TOGETHER."
doglover100 29
You should've made it clear that you wanted to go with him.
NamelessFace 22
That's why you should give him one and ask HIM to come with YOU. But still... FYL
megamnanzz 9
As a guy, to all ladies, please stop doing this subtle shit, were creatures of obvious observation, say we are going to a concert instead of just buying two tickets, and sitting back and watching our minds explode
T1A2Z3 35
Maybe should have just given him one and said you're going too?