Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, while waiting in line at Starbucks, the person behind me started venting about their breakup. I assumed they were on the phone with a friend, so I nodded along. After 5 minutes, I realized they were talking directly to me. I ended up giving relationship advice while holding a frappuccino I didn’t even order. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML
Today, I was creeping on a girl, looking at her tattoos and getting stimulated while she was sitting down in the carriage next to ours. From the looks of it, it looked like she was looking at her phone, but she was actually staring dead at me. FML
Today, I went to my local coffee shop. I soon witnessed the girl making my drink apparently dislodge a wedgie from her ass-crack and then sneeze into her hands. When I confronted her, she loudly accused me of "visually molesting" her. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
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Calamity157 0
lmao, im starting to wonder what u were day dreaming about.....
lifedoessuck12 0
Actually no, we don't have Starbucks here in the Philippines. I just made that story up. We still live in caves, paint on walls, and hunt woolly mammoths using sticks and stones.
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Comments (107)
chanman 0
Story of my life. Except I don't daydream, I just kind of gaze into space and think about nothing. It's worse when you're staring at a guy (if you're a guy, that is). I speak from experience >.< .
Eddie_Collin 0
I love breasts. Breasty breasts breasts.
p79wub 0
ahahaha ya i know how u must of fealt happens more that you'd thiink
Radon210 1
daydreaming... sure :P ;)
Hurt16 0
I dooo this all the time... I either day dream or just stare out in space n I always notice at last minute that I stars at the funniest or nasties things... once I stared at a couple as the boy started finger popping the girl on the train n I didn't notice until at last minute n I just realized he looked at me took his finger out n let her lick it while staring at me I promptly switched carts ASAP lol
DynamicDave 11
YDI for the horrible grammar.
adidaman 3
THANK YOU! 100% agree
Ninabug28 5
Huba Huba! What was your day dream! FYL
geon_olam 17
cuz im dreeeeeeamin in the morning/dreamin all thru the night/and when i'm dreamin i know that its all right
torriegrace 0
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