Today, during a sex ed lesson, we were given a lecture on pregnancy and abortion from the school nurse. Throughout the session she kept repeating, "Of course, Sophie knows ALL about this." The nurse happens to know that my dad's a gynaecologist. That's not what everyone else in the year thinks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML
Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
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Ponponpon_fml 5
Why would you be a vag expert just because your dad is?
Selphis 20
Maybe you could've pointed that out during the lecture? still fyl though...
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Comments (68)
buddy51 23
Clearly the nurse understands more about abortion and pregnancy than genetics- Next time she lectures, make sure to wear a white coat and bring along one of your dad's speculums for school nursey show and tell.....
CrazyChickens721 5
It's 'Sophie's choice' all over again ;)
profligatesoul 18
Poor Sophie. FYL indeed
perdix 31
Explain to the class that your dad fingers women and gets paid for it . . ., and then he became an official gynecologist.
Jacksparrow72 21
Why would she even say you're an expert just because your dad is. You should have stopped her in the middle of the lecture.
krapula 4
Ummm. Say something to the class then?
Filia_Palladis 8
ARGH! Sometimes I wonder why some people become high school teachers when they clearly have no grasp of how young people's minds (and, it would often seem, people's minds in general) work. FYL, OP.
frankenfinger 12
nurse should be reported, she has no concept of what should and should not be said during lectures
oinkmoosquid 5
Get her ass FIRED!
unixdude 9
Ya should have piped up with something along the lines of "Yeah, my dad tells me the excuses you use every time you come in for another abortion at the clinic."