Today, after getting my dream job and quitting my old one, I was told my position is strictly "experimental" and will only last 2 months. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, it's been two months since I started a three-year contract at a new job. So far, 5 people have resigned. Pretty sure I've joined a sinking ship. FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, I received an email from a temp agency trying to hire me. Surprisingly, it was the same job I was just laid off from after two years of great employment. They were trying to hire me at half my original salary. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex during the day and at a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML
Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML
Today, my coworker insisted there must be an underlying, romantic reason for why I spend so much time teaching him everything, and that I didn't mean it when I told him that's what I'm paid to do. I'm actually supposed to train this guy for three weeks. Two more weeks to go. FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML
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PossiblyInDanger 24
Experimental often becomes permanent if things go well. Just work hard and you may be kept on. Good luck OP.
bahamit 18
Sounds like your temporary future boss likes hiding stuff in the fine print. Good luck finding another new job in the next two months.
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Comments (44)
berkeleyjake 13
try doing an awesome job so the experiment is a success and they want to keep you
Niedermayer_20 12
Ouch, better enjoy it!
ridethechillwave 5
From what I understand of US employment laws, this could be cause for you to sue him. I don't know your specifics, but if this wasn't disclosed before your employment by this company, then they may breaching a contract (wether it was verbal or on paper) because you left your old job for this one (there is a legalese name for this). Your best bet is to talk to an attorney that specializes in HR and employment- many will give you a free consultation, just call around.
Dexter83_fml 17
Did you not check the terms or receive a contract first before quitting your last job. What exactly is this dream job anyway ? Best of luck for the future
I_Bite 22
experimental for 2 months often is like the probation period, if you do well they may keep you on. good luck! :)
ASeeR 14
your boss is bastard for not telling you that .. good luck OP
vikky538 29
I never new dreams have expiry date. Good luck OP. WIth hard work you can change their minds
Cinderella88 8
better beg to stay
AliePownz 13
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A1NoSauce 17
Classic example of, "look before you leap."