Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML
Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML
Today, I drove 12 hours with 6 screaming little girls. They were arguing about things that should've been in the Lego movie. They watched it 4 times. FML
Today, I started my week-long girlscation with two of my childhood friends. So far, one hasn't stopped burping, farting, or talking about "needing dick", and the other can't stop trying to one up everyone else in the car. Day one out of five. Sigh. FML
Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML
Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his girlfriend. As a couple, they are constantly all over each other, and can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice. Plus, they like to kick me out of the room to do stuff. FML
Today, I drove 15 hours to drop my son off at my parents' for their vacation, just for them to tell me that they changed their minds and they're taking my sister's kids instead. FML
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catswithhats 13
Feel sorry for you, I do.
Enslaved 38
Bet you wish you were Solo?.
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Comments (74)
anonymasesv2011 9
... what's wrong with Yoda?! I love him!!
PenguinBitch 44
Find them I will. Best friends we will be.
JMichael 26
Forget the headphones it's time to jump out of the car!
maharb01 17
f their lives, for having not, somebody who appreciates their awesomeness
stevib1223 5
How is this an FML????
JRtheSnowman 5
Could be worse they could be Jar-Jar Binks
MidnaLink 35
At that point, I'd wait until the fourteenth hour, boot them out of the car, then drive home.
mosquito19 14
isn't it fun to go on road trip with virgins?
Stryker_13 19
Crash the car and see if they continue xD
incoherentrmblr 22
I hope you're traveling to the degobah system. A detour to take, you must...
JPT1996 12
Boring you are, fun you must have