Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
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hpodity 0
Are you sure you're not a natural blonde?
trixr4kids 0
read the box next time.
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Comments (179)
audereyy 0
go to a salon, i guess. ydi for dying your hair. be happy with what you have
begrunge 0
Join a punk rock group. you'll flourish.
swanlee 0
You forgot the part where you have a "Job Interview" tomorrow.
redmeat 0
that's not something that's easy to fail at. way to go, dumbass..
SmoothTalker 0
#5 FTW
wowfmlife 0
YDI for dying your hair...especially trying to do it yourself This isn't really a FMl though, unless there was "an important job interview" or "my boyfriend dumped me"
too_much_fun 0
Does anyone else read all FMLs in the same tone of voice? They all have the same sound to me.
Demonchild 0
Hmm... is it just me or do rainbow pubes look sexy.... you know kinda random.... but hot... D.C.
fi3ldhock3ybab33 8
Hahahahaha u stupid turd!!! Read the frikin box next time
HurriKaty 4
Clearly you are Doing It Wrong.