Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
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hpodity 0
Are you sure you're not a natural blonde?
trixr4kids 0
read the box next time.
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Comments (179)
rxxk 0
What? How is that bad? That's some pretty sexy hair.
ttonks007 0
some of you guys are mean! lol! you kind of deserve it, but still FYL right now. did you bleach your hair first? if you're coloring dramatically lighter, that's what you're supposed to do.
white_mouse 0
This is why I go to a pro. B) Even so, bleach woman. :D
KyleCaster 0
So judging by this story, I suppose now would be the time to submit any legitimate FML's you may have, as they have clearly run out of any that are worthwhile.
okenter 0
Now I have the Culture Club song stuck in my head: "Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream Red, gold and green Red, gold and green"
cheese1756 0
Did a box of food coloring throw up on you?
rachlikestea1 0
happens to me all ze time.
fireandblood 0
How is that FML? That sounds awesome!
fmlroxmysox2470 0
haha try explaining that to people and lol #2 and #40
elegantlywasted1 3
you can't explain things to them, that's why they think it looks awesome in the first place ;-)
Mortal_Light 0
Now's the perfect time for a hat...