Mr In front of my IPod , in your mom 51 years-old Single
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
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