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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Medicine Hat, Canada

It's a conspiracy!

Today, I had to very clearly explain to my mother, in public, why you cannot get cancer from eating too much ketchup. FML

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Thanksgiving

Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

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Eating too much of something, esp processed foods, can contribute to cancer

Everything gives you cancer now of days

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If Dr. Oz said it, it MUST be true!

If that was true, then Sans the Skeleton would be dead now. Don't ask me how but he can be dead.