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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Medicine Hat, Canada

It's a conspiracy!

Today, I had to very clearly explain to my mother, in public, why you cannot get cancer from eating too much ketchup. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Eating too much of something, esp processed foods, can contribute to cancer

Everything gives you cancer now of days

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She's smart.

Google that shit mom.

kelkelbuglv1972 2

Hahahah just like you can't from tanning beds!

xMissxMurderx 1

Most brands of ketchup have High Fructose Corn Syrup in it, which can be detrimental to your health.

You can get cancer or moreso increase the chances of cancer from eating to much of anything!

ArterialFuture1 0

Fructose corn syrup is like steroids to cancer cells. Consuming high amounts of corn syrup would in fact contribute to an increase in cancerous cells. Ketchup is loaded with corn syrup.

She's right...

Ok, let's just say that you're LESS AT RISK to getting cancer from eating ketchup, than smoking all day.

Actually, the norwegian Brand "idun" Can give you cancer