Today, I woke up to my mother telling me to sit up and get dressed because we had to go before it was too late. I had just woken up from surgery. She didn't want to be stuck in traffic. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I had three days off work. My mom woke me up for work on all three of those days, despite my repeatedly asking her not to. When I actually had to go to work this morning, she didn't wake me up. At least I wasn't late. FML
Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML
Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
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Top comments
myelias25 15
Wtf did she expect? You to get ready after surgery fyl op, some people can be idiots
dezman2000 21
From how bad your mother sounds, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the reason you were in surgery in the first place...
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Comments (73)
johnfulcher90 12
makes sense, get your ass up and get in the car you spoiled ass crybaby
appletreee 30
#42, you're clearly an idiot
ArturoJames 13
I was going to thumb you up for admitting you were wrong. Then I realized I was being too generous and thumbed you down. ******' idiot.
scarygurl 8
oh I'm so sorry, I accidentally pressed 'you deserve it'. I didn't mean it, sorry
IcemistDragon 20
Well that was considerate of her -_-...I hope they didn't discharge you immediately if it was something relatively major. She should have brought a book and a charger for her phone so she could pass time waiting for you to be ready. Heaven forbid she she has to deal with traffic =/
tomjay007 19
Feel better and get well soon. Traffic can be frustrating in some parts of NY nonetheless not an excuse for her
Naatya__fml 25
if you just woke up, you'll need a few hours to recover, so there will be not more traffic by then ^ ^ and it depends, they can keep you all the night and let you leave the morning just to be sure everything is okay ^ ^
False_Stupidity 42
Looks like we have another mother of the year candidate right here.
zyraxo 8
After having two broken ribs, a fracture to my first lumbar vertebrae, and reconstructive surgery on my ankle/foot from a bad car accident, I politely asked my dad to get me a glass of water, he rudely replied saying "no, get it yourself, you have two feet." This was the day after I got out of surgery. I know how you feel OP, I really do.. Sometimes people can be so selfish.
disbatch 14
Time to get away from that human.