Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I was rummaging about in the pantry. When I turned to walk away, the heavy pantry door fell off, struck me in the back of the head, and the wood surrounding the doorknob cracked. When my mom came home, she accused me of "property damage." FML
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, I was getting ready to go pick up a few things for much-needed projects around the house, when I heard my husband yelling from the basement. The lawnmower had kicked a rock through the expensive sliding glass door we just finished paying off. The rattling refrigerator may have to wait. FML
Today, I got home an hour late from to find that my roommate had left the fridge open for the entire 8 hours. The kicker is that I was an hour late because I was at the grocery store, not buying the things that were getting ruined because I thought we had some. FML
Today, I don't know which is worse: my brother cramming all his sauce bottles into a fridge door shelf that exploded onto the floor when I opened the fridge, or my mother being mad at me because I was upset about slicing open my finger while cleaning up the broken glass and my hand now burns. FML
Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML
Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read, "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML
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ZoroFresh 0
I pray for your safety.
Mirorbo 27
Good heavens...call me Captain Obvious, but someone is in dire need of some anger management before someone else gets badly hurt!
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Comments (117)
rawrimadinosour 0
Ha Ha Dr.Phil, that's funny! Wow just because the refrigerator door was left open doesn't mean you people have to do all that drama. Just simply close the damn refrigerator door!
itz_towelie 6
or it was just the simple argument OP described and someone (most likely his dad) had been waiting for an excuse to kick in a door, and he just wasn't willing to pass up this opportunity.
OMGJASMiNE 0
oh shit haha some ones fiesty! (; Im in thee flirt mode idk why(x
aznlover77 0
well u r pretty darn sexy
OMGJASMiNE 0
um thankz(:
juddy5 0
yeah that's pretty much the best way to settle an argument break everything in site that way everyone remembers to close the fridge door next time yeah perfectly normal
Dragons_corner 6
till uncle bob comes over
itz_towelie 6
depends on the kind of donut
woopsy 0
happens to the best of us!
xScenesterx 0
awwe glowstixx you're adorablee ^.^
AziraLevana 2
Sounds like it's time to move out, OP. That's really unhealthy. :(
itz_towelie 6
it's not unhealthy, breaking stuff is awsome for relieving stress. And can you honestly say you don't think it would be fun to kick in a door?
itz_towelie 6
chocolate sounds good, thanks
corleon198425 22
lousy Irish drunks u potato pickets deserve it