Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML
Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML
Today, while driving, I saw someone's hubcap blowing away behind me on the highway. I thought it was funny and sort of chuckled to myself. Later I realized it was my hubcap. FML
Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML
Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML
Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML
Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML
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N00d13s 0
you were right, that was funny.
melissasmile21 0
the damage could've been worse, thats pretty lucky really. shouldnt you be doing work instead of staring out windows?
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Comments (100)
Elleo_fml 0
haha, karma kicked your ass!
garmachi 0
Oh noez! You have to replace a headlight! Your life IS ******! What will you opt for, pills or slashing your wrists?
Vasir 2
Next time you think "heh, it would be funny if it hits SOMEONE ELSES car"
ImAllFailure 0
I may not have my permit yet, but my dad let me drive his car yesterday. It now has $1,000 in damage from when I hit a Stop Sign: Hard
thebeefzoosher 0
Agree with #6... GET BACK TO WORK SLACKER!!! HAHAHA
silvermoonstar3 3
YDI for not stopping it and for HOPING it would hit a car. If you had stopped it instead of laughing in your head, you wouldn't have to get your car fixed right now.
harlehatschi 0
you know, you're right! given the right circumstances, it IS funny that it hit someone's car! loser...
calicokitea 0
Oh my, the ironic karma. Hope you learned not to think that way.
xflora 0
lol, FYL.
AK 2
I can't believe how many think he deserves it just because he thought it would be funny. This is an incredible world.