Today, my sister bought my five year-old son a giant ant farm for his birthday. We set it in the living room on a table. I went into the kitchen for a minute, and when I walked back in to the living room, my son was holding the empty case over his head, smiling. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, I carefully wrapped my nephew's birthday present so it would look perfect. He thanked me, pushed it aside, and spent the next two hours pretending the empty cardboard box was a spaceship. FML
Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML
Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML
Today, while talking with my sister about why she and her husband never want kids, my own kids kicked a football into the kitchen cabinet, breaking the very bottom shelf, and tipping every plate, dish, and bowl to smash on the floor. My sister just gave me that look, the look that says, “Duh!” FML
Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML
Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML
Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
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MadeOfAwesome 1
I cannot even begin to think of how that might be a good present for a five year old. Your sister fails -__-
baby_love 0
lmfao kids
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Comments (91)
monkeyboo 0
You are an idiot for not reading the box. Ant farms never come with ants. You have to send off for them.
RubixMonkey 0
Aunt...ant farm?? lol
sprocketlaunch 14
why leave a 5 yr old alone in a room with an ant farm where he can reach it? YDI for being an idiot
xOpheliacx 0
Did you really expect anything different from a five year old boy?
rebel_yell_tiny 0
If it where me I'd move out for a couple days, I'm allergic to ant bites. xD FYL
Donpa 0
You can't buy an ant farm with ants already in it. You have to mail in a coupon to get them. YDI for freaking out over some dirt.
Switch85 0
YDI. Way to put them where he can reach, and just leave him there. He's a 5 year old!
sydney9_fml 0
When you buy an ant farm, the ants are partially frozen so they do not get out of the crate. When your son did this, the ants were probably still paralyzed from being frozen, so if you can find most of them, they shouldn't have bitten him and they won't infest your house. :)
demonkey_fml 4
Why do people buy inappropriate gifts for children? An ant farm would work for a 7-8 year old not a five year old. I hate when people do that!
bunchoferns 0
annoying dumb kid! if you get offended by this then u shouldn't have posted the FML in the first place!