Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home very tired from a bad day at work, and really just wanted to relax on the couch for a while. My cat jumped into my lap, wanting affection. I was petting him, thanking him for his emotional support. He reciprocated by noxiously farting in my face and running away. FML
Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
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loganh427 0
aww poor thing :'( I hope you feel better! at least your kitty tried! <:)
veyn 0
That must have been one strong hug. FYCL
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andantesostenuto 0
aww I"m so sorry about your bad day buddy, oh and maybe you shouldn't hug your cat that hard?
Eusomorte 0
Whenever hugging your cat, be sure that its head AND its anus are pointed away from you or anything valuable. If you think being barfed on by a cat is bad, wait till the ****** expels hot, wet, nauseating scours across you. The odor never comes out of any porous materials such as the furniture, your clothes, the carpet. But fortunately it won't likely happen unless the cat is sick or extremely frightened. Cats will shit violently if something scares them enough, and man does it reek.
Nightfallz 0
YDI. If work is so bad you have to emo out and cry when you get home then it's time to change professions
csfisagelding 0
awwwwww lol cute fml, thanks :)
easylazy 0
Thats why you should've gotten a dog. Everyone knows that dogs have really clean mouthes!
smartornot 0
You squeezed a cat. Do you even need me to say YDI?
1234five 0
Cats suck. I'm sorry that you had a bad day
NoMercy_fml 0
That's your cat's way of saying: STOP CRYING BITCH!