Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home very tired from a bad day at work, and really just wanted to relax on the couch for a while. My cat jumped into my lap, wanting affection. I was petting him, thanking him for his emotional support. He reciprocated by noxiously farting in my face and running away. FML
Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
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loganh427 0
aww poor thing :'( I hope you feel better! at least your kitty tried! <:)
veyn 0
That must have been one strong hug. FYCL
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Comments (143)
sallay 0
27 you are my herooo dane cook reference FTW!
Kozzy333 0
You probably are crying about nothing.
Avenging_Angel 0
Awww, it's neither yours or the cat's fault that it puked... Bad food maybe? :( I can't stand it when people say that they hate cats. So a cat hisses at you or bites you once, and you decide you hate them all forever?? Come on, you have to earn the love. Cats are SO sweet when they like you.
littlemisslee 0
A pet is a prisoner, and you are it's slave.
genius_man16 1
So much cat hate goin on here, i dislike it
Alexgoesfml 3
Cats are legends. How can you hate cats? Also FYL, I'm sure you will be able to laugh at it in 10 years time.
happygoluckyhh 0
Oh my gosh it's the end of the world. Get over it weak ass.
bkr009 0
There are way too many stories like this one ...why did it get published? Always the same story, my cat puked when I was doing something... And also, most likely it puked because of hairballs....not bad food or anything.
gingermonster16 0
Sounds like your cat is having a bad day too. f IT'S life.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#32: So you know the OP personally, know her work place and everything? Yeah, no. OP: I say exact revenge.